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Name: David (Fanta Man) Country: France Metro: Paris Birthday: 10/23/1978 Gender: Male
Interests: Random rants and raves mixed in with French language/culture, tennis, basketball, running, fine dining, road trips, writing, shooting pool, bowling, star gazing, ice skating, sporks, Fanta ... stuff like that. Oh yeah and trapping flying squirrels at 2 am. I can't forget that! Expertise: Pointless information! Did you know that a sloth descends once a week from a tree to defecate?
Did you care??? Occupation: Marketing Industry: Business
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Member Since:
5/16/2004
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| Don't know about you, but I sure the hell have had enough of this IPOD-stick-a-book-in-your face-type culture. I get on the metro in the morning (or at least attempt to) and I'm amazed on how many people sit and read books and newspapers while waiting for the metro. Now don't get me wrong here - theres nothing wrong with reading but lets just save this activity for the park or at home. For your IPODers - perhaps you are the worst yet of all. I just want to rip this contraption out of your ears and throw it on the subway track. I bet your so stupid you'd even jump down there to save it! I can only imagine the damage your louder than loud music is doing to your ears considering the fact that I ALSO CAN HEAR IT AND THINK ITS TOO LOUD! And what pleasure do you get from such a device? This morning I asked someone politely and calmly, "excuse me sir, I'd like to get by" and since his damn music was so loud he didn't hear a word that I said. So then I of course just pushed by him and from the gesture he gave me in return, I'd assume he wasn't pleased. Too bad moron! Perhaps if you didn't isolate yourself so much from the surroundings, you would have been able to hear me the first two times. Not sure what happened to striking up a conversation with the guy or girl next to you while riding on the bus or metro. Don't know about you but I find talking more satisfying than attempting to escape society by reading a damn book or listening to some shitty IPOD. Perhaps this is just a fad or sometimes I have the feeling that all the dumbies in todays society feel a bit smarter and more professional with an IPOD in their ears and a book in hand. Really folks - get a life! | | |
| Hello world. So yes its been a rather loooooong ass time since I've posted on this here Xanga site. I now live in Paris...and well thats way more than enough information to share with you. At a recent job interview, I was asked the following question, and so I decided to post it hoping that someone will offer their input. It's one of those stupid "behavoir" questions. IMAGINE... your home is on fire, your spouse is trapped inside and so is your only infant. You have only enough time to save one - WHO do you save and why? I personally dont like questions like these. BUT since I had to answer, I decided to use a bit of humor rather than being Mr. Serious. My response was to save my spouce because she has tons of cash and credit cards on her at all times. Hey, I mean I figured its a tough question and who in their right mind thinks of such God awful things. Luckily, the manager found my humor slightly funny.... luckily I say. Honestly....I'd save the child and would hope in the same situation my spouse would do the same. Keeping the future of the family alive is most important....at least thats my take on this question at the moment. | | |
| Eh I'm coming out of Xanga retirement to make a bold and profound statement:
I do support Al Gore's Live Earth concert idea in order to rally the world to take oath in helping the environment. He stressed on the importance of recycling and conserving natural resources such as oil.
BUT
If you watched any of the concerts on TV, you noticed that Al Gore's day began in Japan and ended in NYC. The amount of jet fuel consumed during this day for just one person could have ran my car for 1.5 years.
Food for thought...don't choke.
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| Well once again I have abandoned the Dear Xanga site. Let's see...what's happened since my last post?
The supposed killer of Jon Bonet Ramsey has been found. I'm sorry but I blame the parents. You both must be really sick in the head to dress a 5 year old child up in high heels, short skirts, full make-up and watch her danse around a stage to be judged by adults. Let the kid play soccer or take piano lessons like normal parents. Plus I find it odd that this killer dude vanished from Colorado like a fart in the wind and moved to Thailand or where ever the fuck he went to. Just seems weird no? Now, one day he is found and the media literally has on orgasm.
Terrorists have once again attempted to blow up more airplanes. Supposedly this was interrupted by British homeland security but I don’t know who to believe anymore. Thanks to this it is now “forbidden” to have a damn bottle of mouthwash in my carry-on. Who knew mouthwash could be considered such deadly weapon? I guess this will be featured in Michael Moore’s next documentary. First it's purchasing guns in Walmart and now it’s Scope at the local CVS. I guess the most deadly people in the world are the ones with guns AND mouthwash. Ah yes, a deadly combination indeed. Don’t know about you but I’d rather sit next to someone on a long plane ride with mouthwash than with bad breath - but that's just me.
I don't get all this killing for reason X stuff. Americans have invaded the Middle East in order to reap the world from terror by of course causing terror. Hell if I were an Arab I’d hide my ass in a cave too. Americans are killing people - terrorists and the innocent and are lining up in drones to do so. These are what I call "home grown terrorists". Then we have the other idiotic side who voluntarily strap bombs to their chests to blow up army troops and innoncent people in trains, planes and who knows what else.
I think we should put all these want to be martyrs: American-Arab-whoever you may be - on an island and let them kill each other with whatever means they want. This certainly would make the world a hell of a lot safer.
Personally I don't want to die FOR or FROM either of you - jackasses!
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| Why do we have names for all moons in the solar system....yet refer to our moon only as "moon"?
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